Paloma

  • blanco tequila
  • grapefruit juice
  • lime juice
  • simple syrup
  • club soda

Shake equal parts of everything, except the soda, and strain into a Collins glass. Top with soda.

ALTERNATE VERSION FOR FLORIDIANS

My mom invented this entirely independently. It's called a Frescarita.

  • blanco tequila (a shot or two)
  • Fresca (original flavor, although experimentation is encouraged)
  • lime juice

Stir in whatever glassware is available. You can do, like, a shot or two and fill the rest of the glass with Fresca. If in Florida, drink until you make bad life decisions.